Posts by breakfast of champions

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The Watchtower are humans

by WireRider in

the watchtower are humans.

they have never had any conversation with any god, let alone one by a made up name.

they never had any power at all bestowed upon them.

ATT: WARNING

by EJ257 in

please be aware of everything that is happening around the world at this moment in time.

this goes to anyone, ex-communicated, removed, serving, believer and non.

at this point in my observations i have realized many religions/ideologies know there is some sort "end of time" or a transition into a new order of living in this earth.

breakfast of champions

Start to stock food and start to learn anything you will need to know how to survive without a proper home that has running water, heat, and appliances for food storage of cooking

Let's see. . . . so far I have enough quinoa and bottled water to last a week. . . .

I have a big, scary-looking stick to ward off anyone who thinks they might steal my quinoa.. . . .

The iPad is fully charged so I'll be able to surf the net. . .

. . . .

We will have Internet in this doomsday scenario, won't we?

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Did I imagine a brief thaw in the Watchtower injunction against going to university?

by slimboyfat in

okay i was talking to an elder and he said me going to university was a bad idea and i should have listened to the society and not gone.

but i said that when i went to university the watchtower was saying it might not be a bad idea to go to, as long as you do it for the "right reasons", don't associate with worldly people, and keep clear of "damaging ideas".

but basically they said it was okay, in this "changing world" and job market to go to university.

breakfast of champions

So it seems the thaw lasted roughly from 1992 to 2005.

This is absolutely true. Quite a few went to school of some kind and -- not-so-shockingly -- all of the kids in "that generation" are still "in the truth."

They make a decent living, serve the Borg on weekends, and do OK for themselves.

Keep 'em happy, they don't question.

However, not only did the "thaw" not last, but with the recent AMIII JWBroadcast bashing college, the stance on college has been frozen in place harder than ever.

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For the Supporters of Those Who Love Jehovah

by lovesjehovah in

jw
friends

i am jehovah's witness, despite some of the questionable teachings, crimes, and other outlandish behaviors of specific people affiliated with the religion.

i know that my relationship with jehovah is not influenced by any outside factors.

i do not condone any crime.

breakfast of champions

Notice during the thread I never mention the doctrines penned by the governing body as my salvation. Though some of it is truly enlightening and encouraging none the less.

Could you please cite exactly what "doctrines penned by the governing body" are "truly enlightening and encouraging" to you?

I would like to look up the references so I can GROW in my LOVE for JEHOVAH.

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For the Supporters of Those Who Love Jehovah

by lovesjehovah in

jw
friends

i am jehovah's witness, despite some of the questionable teachings, crimes, and other outlandish behaviors of specific people affiliated with the religion.

i know that my relationship with jehovah is not influenced by any outside factors.

i do not condone any crime.

breakfast of champions

Wait ... is that an App in his pocket?

No, he's just happy to see us!

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For the Supporters of Those Who Love Jehovah

by lovesjehovah in

jw
friends

i am jehovah's witness, despite some of the questionable teachings, crimes, and other outlandish behaviors of specific people affiliated with the religion.

i know that my relationship with jehovah is not influenced by any outside factors.

i do not condone any crime.

breakfast of champions

and none for BOC

I'M TELLING JEHOVAH ON YOU. I LOVE HIM, AND YOU REJECTED ME.

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For the Supporters of Those Who Love Jehovah

by lovesjehovah in

jw
friends

i am jehovah's witness, despite some of the questionable teachings, crimes, and other outlandish behaviors of specific people affiliated with the religion.

i know that my relationship with jehovah is not influenced by any outside factors.

i do not condone any crime.

breakfast of champions

WHAT ABOUT MY COMMENT? WHAT ABOUT MY COMMENT? WHAT ABOUT MY COMMENT?

I LOVE JEHOVAH TOO! I JUST TALKED TO HIM!

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For the Supporters of Those Who Love Jehovah

by lovesjehovah in

jw
friends

i am jehovah's witness, despite some of the questionable teachings, crimes, and other outlandish behaviors of specific people affiliated with the religion.

i know that my relationship with jehovah is not influenced by any outside factors.

i do not condone any crime.

breakfast of champions

Hey? What about me? WHAT ABOUT ME? WHAT ABOUT ME? WHAT ABOUT ME?

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For the Supporters of Those Who Love Jehovah

by lovesjehovah in

jw
friends

i am jehovah's witness, despite some of the questionable teachings, crimes, and other outlandish behaviors of specific people affiliated with the religion.

i know that my relationship with jehovah is not influenced by any outside factors.

i do not condone any crime.

breakfast of champions

Look at how many comments are actually on subject. Lol.

I think LOVESJ has a point here.

As far as I can tell, I'M the ONLY ONE who ACTUALLY expressed my LOVE FOR JEHOVAH and WHY! [see above]

The BEHAVIOR of the MEMBERS of this APOSTATE FORUM is simply DREADFUL!!!!!

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For the Supporters of Those Who Love Jehovah

by lovesjehovah in

jw
friends

i am jehovah's witness, despite some of the questionable teachings, crimes, and other outlandish behaviors of specific people affiliated with the religion.

i know that my relationship with jehovah is not influenced by any outside factors.

i do not condone any crime.

breakfast of champions

Okay, okay. I LOVE JEHOVAH.

I'll tell you why: He's just so approachable. You can talk to him whenever you want.

In fact, I just got off the phone with him. It went something like this:

Jehovah: Hello?

Breakfast Of Champions: Hey, what's going on.

J: Who is this?

BOC: Don't you have caller ID?

J: Oh, yeah, that's right. Let's see. . . who is this. . . . Can't read it. Let me get my glasses.

BOC: Hey Jehovah, don't bother with the glasses. It's BOC.

J: Ah yes, ok. What can I do you for?

BOC: Someone started a thread on JWN called "For the Supporters of Those Who Love Jehovah" and. . . .

J: What was that?

BOC: You mean what was the titile of the thread?

J: Yeah, I was distracted a second there. . .

BOC: The thread is called "For the Supporters of Those Who Love Jehovah" and the person who started it. . . .

J: What the hell does that mean? "For the Supporters of Those Who Love Jehovah" --- Is that even grammatical?

BOC: Well, yeah, I'm not sure really what that means either. Anyway, this person wants to talk about you and how loving you are, but he isn't getting very positive responses.

J: Oooookay. . . . So he's on an apostate website and trying to get folks to chime in on how much they love me and shit like that.

BOC: Exactly.

J: Well, here's what I have to say: a) This guy shouldn't be on a goddamned apostate website in the first place. Tell him to get the fuck out of there; and b) Really Breakfast? You're wasting your time on this shit? You've got a life and real stuff to accomplish. Why are you even reading that shit?

BOC: Hey, great points. I should have thought of them myself.

J: Well, actually you. . . . well nevermind. Anyway, I'm interviewing someone in about 2 minutes and I've really got to get going.

BOC: New Governing Body member?

J: Haha, you'll see. . . Hey, take care BOC.

BOC: Ok, you too J. Later.